Too Many Flags Flying Over Haley's Office Complex-Call Codes to Take Down 2-Flags!

WA-HOO! 5 FLAGS FLYING AWAY!
Where's the town flag enforcement
gestapo team? This is outrageous Mr.
Mayor take down those flags and fine
the owners! How long has this been
going on? FIVE FLAGS FLYING ON
EXPENSIVE 25-FT POLES RIGHT
IN BROAD DAYLIGHT??

This cannot stand! Down with those
flags immediately or else face some
hefty fines for every day they continue
to fly. Where is Mr. Don Swartz, our
one day a week "codes persuader."

That's code for enforcer decked out in
a black wardrobe, black boots and a
long F.D.R. cigarettte holder with Ban-
Ray gold rimmed shades. YO! This is
the man that can rip down your Ameri-
can flags and enforce your town's flag
CODE! And don't you 'all forget it! He's
paid $50/hr. to keep your flag QUOTA
at just 3 flags ONLY...no more!

You say what about Flag Day, Memorial
Day, July 4th, Veteran's Day...on and on?
Sorry only 3 flags PERIOD! Flag four, five,
six,seven, eight or more will cost you a very
big fine. Don't even think about it?

Don't start with me...I know your family
fought and died for this American Flag!
Never mind our town's flag enforcement
gestapo team is committed to enforce the
3 flag rule...no matter what!

WHOA? what about all the flags the town is
flying--way more than just three? How can
this be? Excuse me those are government
flags and the interim mayor said that's OK!

It's those *&^%$# flags the locals are flying!
Way too many...gotta stop it now! Send Swartz
out there to stomp out those "extra" flags.
We gotta keep a tight control on displaying the
red,white & blue flags. What we got here is too
many flags flying and breaking our rules!

Send in your comments. It's OK if you want to
tell us how you have been flying too many flags.
We promise we won't tell. Emails OK, too.