Monday, May 07, 2007

"WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE, WHEN FIRST WE PRACTICE TO DECEIVE." Canto VI. Stanza 17.














RECOVENE & REWRITE THE BUDGET???
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING, RIGHT??
DUGGER SAID THE BUDGET WAS DONE
& IT "BALANCED" NO PROBLEM! A-OK!!
BUDGET COMMITTEE WAS DISBANDED!
NO NEED TO CALL ANOTHER MEETING!


WHAT HAPPENED MAYOR? WHERE OH
WHERE DID THIS BUDGET TEAM OF 3
ACCOUNTANTS (DAVID ROWLAND AND
MR. & MRS. EDIGER) AND ONE VERY
MUCH "NON-ACCOUNTANT" DUGGER
GO WRONG? HOW CAN THIS BE????


BUDGET HAS HAD ONE READING AND
ONE PUBLIC READING (NOT REALLY,
BUT LET'S PRETEND IT DID). SO NOW
IF WE CHANGE THE BUDGET DOES IT
NOT FOLLOW THAT WE START OVER?
THAT IS..LAW REQUIRES BOARD TO GO
BACK TO FIRST READING THEN ANOTHER
PUBLIC READING AND FINAL READING
ASSUMING BOARD DOESN'T CHANGE
THE BUDGET AGAIN??? WHO KNOWS?


GET OUT THE BIGGEST ERASER YOU CAN
FIND AND ONLY USE PENCILS NO BALL-
POINT PENS ALLOWED. 2 + 2 DOESN'T
EQUAL 4 ANYMORE! EVERYTHING IS NOW
RELATIVELY SPEAKING...THAT IS-- IT ALL
DEPENDS--DON'T ASK ON WHAT? IT JUST
DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH WE CAN "SLIP
'N SLIDE BY LOCAL VOTERS.

NEXT GET OUT THE BIGGEST "RUBBER
STAMP" YOU CAN FIND CAUSE WE ALL
ARE GOING TO NEED IT. NO WAY OUT OF
THIS UNLESS WE (BOARD) AND BUDGET
COMMITTEE "RUBBER STAMP THIS
SUCKER TO
DEATH." AND STOP TALK-
ING TO THE
PRESS AND DON'T TELL WHO
IS
ON THE BUDGET COMMITTEE. JUST
STOP IT...NOW!

OLD ADVICE SAYS...IF YOU COME TO A
FORK IN THE ROAD TAKE IT! TROUBLE IS
TOWN BOARD & BUDGET COMMITTEE
DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY TO GO OR WHAT
TO DO? CAN YOU REPEAT AFTER ME...
"HIRE A TOWN MANAGER (CEO) NOW!"

YES, GOD CERTAINLY DOES LOVE UNPAID
VOLUNTEERS AND NON-PROFESSIONALS.
BUT WE'VE RUN OUT OF TIME AND MONEY.

SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS LEADERS KNOW
INSTINCTIVELY WHEN TO STOP THE BLEED-
ING AND START OVER FAST.


NOLENSVILLE NEEDS A PROFESSIONAL AND
EXPERIENCED CITY MANAGER "YESTERDAY"
AND PAID TO START WORKING ASAP.


FREE ADVICE TO MAYOR! STOP TRYING TO
FINANCE WHAT IS NOT POSSIBLE. JUST SAY
"NO" TO NEW TOWN HALL, NEW RECREATION
CENTER AND EXPENSIVE 4TH OF JULY FIRE-
WORKS! WATCH FIREWORKS ON TV...SAVE A
BUNCH OF MONEY AND NO ONE GETS HURT!

WAKE UP NOLENSVILLE...JUNE 7TH IS YOUR
VERY LAST CHANCE TO SPEAK UP AND DEMAND
TOWN BOARD STOPS "DEFCIT FINANCING".

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am going to call Mike Walker, City Manager, of Brentwood. Maybe he would agree to help our town board, planners (Ha!) and Budget Committee (Ha!x 2). What a mess!
Don't forget "Dugger" is responsible for a lot of this.

1:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The woman has clearly gotten her closest friends caught up in all this and will be unable to admit that they screwed up. Too late to be going back to square one. We are all doomed to repeat the Knapper era!

10:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anybody found any extra money lately?

7:38 PM  

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